Okay on this secret code thing maybe I did not “think it through”

Because here is the thing, I did not realize that it would be like impossible to figure out what all of you people are talking about to use the secret code to give me ideas about what to give my girl friend Samantha for Christmas. I am going to have to write the things down on a piece of paper, wait maybe I will “print” them on a piece of paper with the printer and take them home, there is not enough time probably in the whole day for me to try to figure out this code here at the library, I will be late to work, I am not a “code genius” like that man in the wheelchair who can not talk but anyway he is still a genius I guess, what I am saying is I am not that smart, it will take me some time to figure these things out. Anyway though thanks for your ideas (I do not know if they are good ideas yet because I have no idea what they are).

Wait a minute, there is another problem! Samantha can still read the code that you are using, all she has to do is come to the web site, she is not a big fat dummy like me (I am not really fat), she will see your ideas and know what she is getting! I know she comes out here all the time to read my blog web site because she always is telling me when I have said a wrong thing about our “relation ship”. So I guess maybe I will just tell her she needs to not look out here until Christmas, kind of like you have a thing you put on a present that say “do not open this paper until Christmas” or sometimes it says “xmas” for some reason, anyway basically she should just plain not look out here, of course she could come out here and look at my blog web site and I don’t know how I would even know. Anyway I will ask her, maybe I will be all “sweet” about it, maybe I will even say “baby”, it is even better than “please” sometimes.

Okay that is all for today, wait here is another thing, I guess it is kind of interesting for my blog web site, last night Samantha took me to the mall to get “slack pants” (for me). (Okay maybe that is not so interesting, anyway you should give me “breaks” because I can not write a great thing every day you know, every day can not be like a day where a great excitement happens, like for example a super car wreck and I pull the car off a little baby (I am not saying that has ever happened, but if it did you have to admit it would be a good thing to put on my blog web site that day, that is a fact, I would not be writing about “slack pants” on that day) but anyway that will never happen, I mean the car wreck thing where I pull the car off a baby, you know I am not “Super man”.)) I can not remember how many “parentheses” I am using, I hope I got enough in there for it all to work out.