How is this for an adventure, last night I got a new shirt?

Oh yes you better believe that is an adventure, and it gets even better, also I got a tie! You are probably wondering why I am getting all these new clothes, remember that one time I told you I got some new “slack pants”, also a new shirt and a new tie (I say a “new” tie but it is not like I have an “old” one, I do not really need a tie too much in my “line of work” you know). Anyway so here is why: me and Samantha are going to a wedding! Ha ha but it is not what you think, no of course we are not getting married, I am pretty sure you can not get married until you have been a date couple for I think about 1 year or something like that, so it is “obvious” that it is not the case is what I am saying. Anyway here is who is getting married: Samantha’s cousin Brad is getting married to some lady some weekend in January, they are getting married in Cincinnati (that is where they live) so we will be going down there for a whole weekend with her family down there, we even will be staying in a hotel down there! My cousin Trish still lives down there except I have not seen her in a long time, maybe when we are down there I can visit her or whatever.

So that is all I have to say about that new shirt situation, basically it is for a wedding. If you are “curious” I still have not found my green shirt, I have pretty much given up on that whole thing. Maybe I should have bought a new shirt like that instead of the nice one, oh well what are you going to do.

Also, there is a person from Dayton who says a “manger” is a place where animals eat, I am pretty sure that is not the case, because I know they put baby Jesus in that so I am pretty sure you do not put a baby in a filthy thing where animals eat, you know it would be all wet with like for example, cow spit. Gross, not for babies!