Okay today it is “part 2” of the stuff I am talking about last weekend
Okay I have to make this quick because as you know it is Laundry Day like it is every Wednesday so like I said this has to be quick. So I will only talk about basically what happened on Saturday during the day for example and then I will talk about what happened at night at the “part 3” section and that will be tomorrow (Thursday).
Well here is the story so far: we were in Cincinnati for this wedding thing of Samantha’s cousin Brad and we were staying at a big hotel place, it was the same place where they were going to have the “receptions” after the wedding (this is the part of the wedding where you eat cake and also they had meatballs, I do not know if it is “usual” to have meatballs at a wedding “receptions”, anyway I am getting ahead of myself, that is for “part 3” which is tomorrow, wait or maybe “part 4” which is the next day, I haven’t decided). Okay anyway first of all I have to say it was pretty cool staying at a hotel, I have not stayed at a hotel for a long long time, since I was a little kid probably, like for example that time me and dad went to Indianapolis (yes that was the time I was messing around with one of those hotel machines where you get ice and there was a button on there and it “jammed” and like a 100 pounds of ice kept coming out all over the floor, it was outside and it was a mess, you can guess that dad was pretty mad about it, yes there were “swear” incidents). Anyway we got up Saturday morning and we went to eat at the “hop pancake” restaurant, man it was pretty good, I had a thing with a pancake but it did not have “syrup”, instead it had a “fruity”? Anyway everybody I think was in an “ok” mood, I think they were not as mad as the last night where I made everybody late to leave. Okay well after breakfast Samantha’s mom said she needed to get a new pair of “panties hose” (it is a lady thing you can bet) so we went over to a mall place that was kind of close to there and she said she was just going to “run in and run out” because we needed to get back to the hotel to start getting ready or whatever because I do not know why but they were thinking that she and Samantha were going to take forever to get ready for this wedding thing. Anyway so Samantha’s dad “backed” in to a parking space right by the door, he did not pull in where the engine is in the front, instead he did it backwards, that is just the way he likes to park for some reason, so then him and her mom went into that store real quick because it was raining a little bit (you know I have never told you what is their “real” names, they are “Doug and Linda” so now you know) okay so while they were in there, we were just sitting in the car van, it was still running even because they were going to be not gone for long and I asked Samantha when I might could drive the car van a little bit, so she said “why not right now when they are in the store” and so I was all pretty excited about that. I was just going to drive around the parking lot a little bit, I am not crazy to think I was going to drive on the “enter state road”. Okay so I climbed up there and Samantha got in the front seat with me and I put it “in gear” and touched the “gas peddle” but instead of going outways we went backwards and we went up on the sidewalk (just a little bit) and banged into a sign that was on the sidewalk, actually I think it said “no parking” on it so maybe we were not supposed to be there anyway. Okay so yes, I knocked the sign right over and also I put a kind of big scratch on the back part of the car van (it is a “bumper trunk” I think?). Well you can guess that Samantha’s parents (remember they are Doug and Linda), they were not so happy. Samantha said she was sorry too, she was the one who said I could do it, I said I was sorry too but only a couple of times because he looked pretty mad and I did not want to make him more mad.
Okay so yes, that was part 2 of the story, I wrecked Samantha’s parents car van thing (that is even what it says on the back of it, “grand car van”), well I did not really wreck it but it is scratched and so on. So yes I am a stinky driver. Now I have to get back to work, I am running late as it is, so part 3 will be tomorrow, I will talk about the wedding and the “receptions” probably.
Well here is the story so far: we were in Cincinnati for this wedding thing of Samantha’s cousin Brad and we were staying at a big hotel place, it was the same place where they were going to have the “receptions” after the wedding (this is the part of the wedding where you eat cake and also they had meatballs, I do not know if it is “usual” to have meatballs at a wedding “receptions”, anyway I am getting ahead of myself, that is for “part 3” which is tomorrow, wait or maybe “part 4” which is the next day, I haven’t decided). Okay anyway first of all I have to say it was pretty cool staying at a hotel, I have not stayed at a hotel for a long long time, since I was a little kid probably, like for example that time me and dad went to Indianapolis (yes that was the time I was messing around with one of those hotel machines where you get ice and there was a button on there and it “jammed” and like a 100 pounds of ice kept coming out all over the floor, it was outside and it was a mess, you can guess that dad was pretty mad about it, yes there were “swear” incidents). Anyway we got up Saturday morning and we went to eat at the “hop pancake” restaurant, man it was pretty good, I had a thing with a pancake but it did not have “syrup”, instead it had a “fruity”? Anyway everybody I think was in an “ok” mood, I think they were not as mad as the last night where I made everybody late to leave. Okay well after breakfast Samantha’s mom said she needed to get a new pair of “panties hose” (it is a lady thing you can bet) so we went over to a mall place that was kind of close to there and she said she was just going to “run in and run out” because we needed to get back to the hotel to start getting ready or whatever because I do not know why but they were thinking that she and Samantha were going to take forever to get ready for this wedding thing. Anyway so Samantha’s dad “backed” in to a parking space right by the door, he did not pull in where the engine is in the front, instead he did it backwards, that is just the way he likes to park for some reason, so then him and her mom went into that store real quick because it was raining a little bit (you know I have never told you what is their “real” names, they are “Doug and Linda” so now you know) okay so while they were in there, we were just sitting in the car van, it was still running even because they were going to be not gone for long and I asked Samantha when I might could drive the car van a little bit, so she said “why not right now when they are in the store” and so I was all pretty excited about that. I was just going to drive around the parking lot a little bit, I am not crazy to think I was going to drive on the “enter state road”. Okay so I climbed up there and Samantha got in the front seat with me and I put it “in gear” and touched the “gas peddle” but instead of going outways we went backwards and we went up on the sidewalk (just a little bit) and banged into a sign that was on the sidewalk, actually I think it said “no parking” on it so maybe we were not supposed to be there anyway. Okay so yes, I knocked the sign right over and also I put a kind of big scratch on the back part of the car van (it is a “bumper trunk” I think?). Well you can guess that Samantha’s parents (remember they are Doug and Linda), they were not so happy. Samantha said she was sorry too, she was the one who said I could do it, I said I was sorry too but only a couple of times because he looked pretty mad and I did not want to make him more mad.
Okay so yes, that was part 2 of the story, I wrecked Samantha’s parents car van thing (that is even what it says on the back of it, “grand car van”), well I did not really wreck it but it is scratched and so on. So yes I am a stinky driver. Now I have to get back to work, I am running late as it is, so part 3 will be tomorrow, I will talk about the wedding and the “receptions” probably.
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